Zombie 5 Killing Birds

Claudio Lattanzi, Joe D'Amato (uncredited)
1987
Holy shit, is all i can say after viewing this pathetic excuse for a horror movie. This has got to be one of the worst films I've ever seen, and I love trashy low budget and sleazy exploitation movies that are so bad they are good. This goes way beyond that level of badness. There is no storyline to speak of and what there is is a total mess. The acting is beyond bad and after the murders at the start of the film nothing happens for nearly an hour. Suddenly at the end zombies appear and start killing people with some of the worst fx scenes you will ever see. It looks like they used the same latex slash sticker on all the victims and it just looks like a lump of crude rubber glues on someone's face or neck. If you really must watch this pile of shit then watch the first ten minutes then fast forward to the last ten, trust me you wont have missed a thing. |